stephanietorno:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

  • morning sex
  • afternoon sex
  • dinner sex
  • after meal sex
  • i made pancakes sex
  • good morning sex
  • they kids are at school sex
  • shower sex
  • bored sex
  • make up sex
  • break up sex
  • monday sex
  • tuesday sex
  • wednesday sex
  • thursday sex
  • friday sex
  • saturday sex
  • sunday sex
  • there is nothing on tv sex
  • i love you sex

(Source: joesphjonas, via foreverrrrkaaay)

pinkchardonnay:

emineming:

How many times have I reblogged this?

But I know somethin about you
You went to Cranbrook, that’s a private school . What’s the matter dog you embarrassed? This guys a gangster? His real name’s Clarence
and Clarence lives at home with both parents and Clarence parents have a real good marriage . This guy don’t wanna battle, he’s shook
because ain’t no such things as Half Way Crooks .

(via cakestooyummy)

I got my drink, I got my music, I would share it, but today I’m yelling, bitch don’t kill my vibe

(Source: hellyeahleggo, via little-kicks)

wetlesbian:

open-mindedthoughts
I’m totally straight, but this is for my lovely anons.

wetlesbian:

open-mindedthoughts

I’m totally straight, but this is for my lovely anons.

(via foreverrrrkaaay)


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